Monday, August 21, 2006

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

I hate scanners. Period. They are a pathetic invention. Wait, I think that's coz I misplaced the f*%^$@* user's manual. Either way, they suck.