Is it possible to shift a birthday? I really must. This is completely the wrong time for the day I was born to make a comeback. I'm completely screwed in more than one way, and none of them are remotely enjoyable. "Fuck" seems to be the only sensible word I can utter without promptly being misunderstood in a million ways.
And to think I had to actually stand and take his advice...I shudder when I think back to it...
Plus my right thumb is bright purple...*aaaaaargh!!*

Are you going to become something that I will have to survive and pull myself through? 'coz I'm not upto it..

Eragon..

Shall we dance, friend of my heart?

We shall, little one.

Just finished my second reading of Eragon and Eldest - part of the Inheritance Trilogy written by Christopher Paolini...
I'd classify it as a must-read for any lover of the genre of fantasy...The author was a little older than 15 when he wrote the first book, and 19 when he wrote the second...And believe me, that itself is cause enough to give it a try! The movie's going to come out in December too...
The final instalment of the Trilogy should be out sometime late next year, and I can't wait...

What's the deal with marketing going overboard?!
Why in the name of the devil (or whoever you may have) should a liquid hand wash be relaxing?!?! What in the blazes are they trying to tell me it does? Relax the tissues on my hand? And that, due to "essential oils" like lavender and ylang ylang and what have you..
It's pissing the living daylights out of me... Sounds so insignificant it makes it evident I am insanely jobless, when I read this through :D Which is completely true, and I'm rather enjoying it. I have my mid semesters starting this Friday and I've spent all day reading a book :D 1096 pages of a book, to be precise...hehehe...

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

I hate scanners. Period. They are a pathetic invention. Wait, I think that's coz I misplaced the f*%^$@* user's manual. Either way, they suck.