Thursday, July 27, 2006

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Certified drooling material


OHHHHHHHH MY!!!! just about describes it :D

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Excuse moi!?!

How can a guy actually send me a message saying "wanna be loved?" as means of introduction??
FYI: I don't have the first clue who this guy is and what his thought process could be when he was writing it.

Perhaps he sends the same to every girl he finds on that shamelessly (and quite hopelessly) public forum called Orkut and hopes that at least one of them swoons at the sight of his picture and promptly goes on to sing a duet with him (in carefully co-ordinated clothes). I say at least one because my male friends make it a point to keep reminding me of that ultimate fantasy, threesomes.
Or perhaps he's a guy with a quirky sense of humour who does this just to see how girls react to such statements... Ha! Fat chance!!!
Or perhaps at this very moment he's waiting for a witty reply from one of the (doubtless) numerous girls he has sent this to, and maybe this is like all those tests that princes in long-gone-by times used to set for their prospective wives to make it easier to choose amongst all those pretty faces...
Or perhaps it is a subtly worded invitation to a wild time in bed (he said "wanna be loved?"). Lol...
Perhaps he's asking girls this on behalf of some unknown handsome guy...Like Brandon Routh, pray, like Brandon Routh!! He's SO handsome!!!! *swoon* :D

At any rate, I can't imagine why in Heaven's name he would want to send it to me. And more so today, when I added a rather rude bit to my profile, which goes:

Disclaimer:
There is no point scrapping me saying "Can we be friends" or “Hi” or any variation of that. There are, no doubt, people who want to and intend to make friends on Orkut. I, unfortunately, don’t. It isn’t anything personal, I just do not have that kind of patience or, for that matter, the time. For me Orkut is a way of staying connected with people I know. And not to connect with people I don’t. So kindly waste your time elsewhere, this is clearly not where it’ll click. And if that sounds rude, I’m sorry, I’m just trying to make a point.
To zap...
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