Is it possible to shift a birthday? I really must. This is completely the wrong time for the day I was born to make a comeback. I'm completely screwed in more than one way, and none of them are remotely enjoyable. "Fuck" seems to be the only sensible word I can utter without promptly being misunderstood in a million ways.
And to think I had to actually stand and take his advice...I shudder when I think back to it...
Plus my right thumb is bright purple...*aaaaaargh!!*

Are you going to become something that I will have to survive and pull myself through? 'coz I'm not upto it..